Ray: Brad, Brad! Listen. You used to rake the fucking shag carpet in your parents house when you were a kid. You used to rake it so all of the fibers would go in the same direction. That is totally type-A, OCD behavior Bradley. It’s just fucking…it’s kind of pathetic.
Brad: I did it once, Ray, ONCE! And, the point is…
Ray: The point is, Brad, you’re so fucking cute when you’re angry.
and suddenly i want to re-watch the emperor’s new groove for no apparent reason at all
does it ever happen to you that you’re watching a tv show, but the universe seems to have conspired against you to not make you watch it
like, everyone in your family suddenly entering in your room and talking to you
your father passing the vacuum cleaner
the child next door starting to scream and cry
an alarm that doesn’t want to stop, so you close your window hoping that the sound will be drown out a little, but it’s 45 °C and you try to resist but it’s too hot so you re-open the window and the freaking alarm is still going on
and while all this happened, you have stopped and started playing the episode something like 4982564328964532 times and you have reached the point where you have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
and don’t you fucking hate it
The Avengers as Avenging Angels